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That's what I'm Tolkein about!

I found this list of fun things to do while viewing Return of the King.

• 1. Stand up halfway through the movie and yell loudly, "Wait...where the hell is Harry Potter?"
• 2. Block the entrance to the theater while screaming, "YOU.....SHALL....NOT..... PASS!" - After the movie, say "Lucas could have done it better."
• 3. Play a drinking game where you have to take a sip every time someone says, "the Ring."
• 4. Point and laugh whenever someone dies.
• 5. Ask everyone around you if they think Gandalf went to Hogwarts.
• 6. Finish off every one of Elrond's lines with "Mis..ter Ander-sonnn."
• 7. When Aragorn is crowned king, stand up and at the top of your lungs sing, "And I did it.... MY way...!"
• 8. Talk like Gollum all through the movie. At the end, bite off someone's finger and fall down the stairs.
• 9. Dress up as old ladies and reenact "The Battle of Helms Deep," Monty Python style.
• 10. When Denethor lights the fire, shout "Barbecue!"
• 11. In TTT when the Ents decide to march to war, stand up and shout, "RUN FOREST, RUN!"
• 12. Every time someone kills an Orc, yell: "That's what I'm Tolkien about!" See how long it takes before you get kicked out of the theatre.
• 13. During a wide shot of a battle, inquire, "Where's Waldo?"
• 14. Talk loudly about how you heard that there is a single frame of a nude Elf hidden somewhere in the movie.
• 15. Start an Orc sing-a-long.
• 16. Come to the premiere dressed as Frankenfurter and wander around looking terribly confused.
• 17. When they go in the paths of the dead, wait for a tense moment and shout, "I see dead people!"
• 18. Imitate what you think a conversation between Gollum, Dobby and Yoda would be like.
• 19. Release a jar of daddy-long-legs into the theater during the Shelob scene.
• 20. Wonder out loud if Aragorn is going to run for governor of California.
• 21. When Shelob comes on, exclaim, "Man!Charlotte's really let herself go!"

Funny.