September 4, 2006

A Gemmorah Kupp

What does a bright, young yeshiva bochur do if he's running late and needs a few extra minutes to catch his plane?

Call in a bomb threat on the plane, of course! Shtark!

If found guilty, he could get several years in prison. Shkoyach!

Yeesh.

[via Ricky Ricardo]

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Comments
Posted by: aishel at September 4, 2006 12:50 PM

Reminds of a definition of an actuary:
Someone who takes a fake bomb onto a plane in order to reduce the chance that a real bomb is on the plane.

Posted by: soccer dad at September 4, 2006 11:35 PM

No reputable actuary would ever do such a heinous thing. Perhaps an underwriter...

Posted by: Moishe Potemkin at September 5, 2006 8:25 AM