Presence

One year later, and Google agrees that Presence is your #1 resource for information about T. Abraham's Crispy-O's. If T. Abraham knew where his/her matzoh were buttered, they'd have sent me a free case of 2005's New and Improved Crispy-O's for advanced review (I am not below shilling for free Pesach food).

Since they didn't, I'll give my own, unbiased review. While this year's batch shows marked improvements over previous years (notice the "flavor rings", along with a softer texture for Less Internal Bleeding!), we've got a long way to go from cardboard to breakfast cereal. I'd say we've progressed to the level of fruit-flavored sandpaper (or cotton-swabs, if you add milk). No further information is available on the origins or meaning of the zombie-cow/moose mascot thing.

In other Pesach food news, nothing is new. We don't seem to have anything particularly new and exciting in our house. If you know of anything, please let me know. I'm starving. If I can't find anything to eat soon, I'm liable to go hunt me up some buffalo (yes, this is on my way to work).