September 12, 2003
Book-A-Minute
I love to read.
But let's face it; there are lots of great books at there, and who has the time?
That's why I read Book-A-Minute. They have everything from the Classics to Children's stories, all condensed down into a few short, easy-to-digest lines.
Take, for example, War and Peace. The real book is over 1000 pages long. Whoah, that would take me forever to get through. But thanks to Book-A-Minute, I'm done in no-time-at-all:
Leo Tolstoy
History controls everything we do, so there is no point in observing individual actions. Let's examine the individual actions of over 500 characters at great length.
THE END
See that? Easy as pie. I personally read over 75 books, just in the last two days!
It works for kids as well. Thanks to Book-A-Minute Bedtimes, I no longer have to suffer through 20-minute bedtime stories with my kids. Now, when my son asks to read Dr. Suess' Horton Hears a Who, I whip out my Books-A-Minute Bedtime Condensed Version, and he's asleep in minutes!
Horton
I hear voices on this clover.
Other Animals
Let's take the clover and step on it.
Dr. Seuss
Small people are people too.
(A SMALL person saves the day.)
THE END
Check out Book-A-Minute today, and you'll have plenty of free time to thank me later!